A 49-year-old lumberjack who works for his local forestry commission cut down all the trees in his garden after being forced to work from home, it has emerged.
Neighbours became suspicious after a large power tool was heard firing up at 6am yesterday morning and were stunned to see the unnamed check-shirt-wearing burly man felling his row of pine trees.
A neighbour who wished not to be named told our reporters: “I know we live in the Tier 5 region, but this is bloody ridiculous. There’s now enough wood strewn around to make a million log cabins.”
It’s not the first time a worker has caused carnage because of the government’s work from home policy.
During Lockdown One, a gravedigger was electrocuted after digging too far down in his backyard where he blew up his town’s electricity resulting in him and four of his family being frazzled to the ground.