SCOTLAND — Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has been blasted for banning band practice sessions amid fears the instruments could help to spread the virus.
In a report that could easily have been written by a satire news publication, Sturgeon’s advisors have certainly put the wind up the Scots.
What’s more, the ban only includes Scotland. You are allowed to empty your lungs anywhere else in the UK, but not Scotland which is the home of the…well…bagpipes.
If this isn’t a pisstake, we don’t know what is.
The Daily Record writes: First Minister Nicola Sturgeon has been accused of banning the bagpipes over unfounded fears they spread coronavirus.
Band leaders are furious that Scottish Government rules outlaw group practice sessions, which are now allowed in England, Wales and Northern Ireland. (Read more >>>)
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