Clothing store giant Primark has been given the go-ahead to vaccinate three trillion Brits after it was discovered that’s where you’ll find most of the population at any time and day of the week, it has emerged.
The vaccine, thought to be the 4th one on the market promises to reduce the waistlines of most single mums and make dads look at least a little presentable in a pair of stained joggers.
Primark announced yesterday on their website: “We are delighted to be chosen to get the vaccine out to the complying public. Our sweatshops are working round the clock to get the ‘miracle’ to as many people as possible.”
One busy beaver who beamed after a 21-hour shift said: “I’m super excited. It’s much easier than making leggings.”