The hordes had tanks and water cannon turned on them when they laid siege on their hero’s exclusive golf course.

Head of security Norma Snockers confirmed. ‘I was doing some checks around the hotel when I thought I saw zombies emerge from nowhere. I saw thousands of white trash duelling banjo types march en masse on the golf course.’

The nervous security chief said she was forced to press the infamous red button and within seconds, choppers, tanks and armed former marines appeared, thought to be a private highly paid army.

‘The President made it clear they can storm Capital Hill all they want but we don’t want their type near our golf courses.’

One red neck, the chief spokesman, John Boy Walton III was dragged off after planting a confederate flag in the eighteenth hole. He was last heard squealing: ‘But he said he loved us. We will never give up … We will never concede… ’ He was then tasered until he turned into a frazzle.

Passers-by were shocked at the scenes of chaos from the extremists’ and the wanton lawlessness.

Snockers confirmed: ‘The President is particularly fussy about rules. It was anarchy, they ran through the bunkers and didn’t rake them. The President was apoplectic and gave the order to fire on anyone flaunting the rules, especially anyone not having their shirt tucked in.’