Boris Johnson Still Trying to Correctly Fold Road Map Back Into Itself
Prime Minister Boris Johnson continues to valiantly struggle to correctly fold his road map back into itself.
The PM started to fold the road map yesterday and is refusing to accept any help in the basic task of correctly folding the road map.
As his driver drove to his next calamity, the car almost veered off the road as Johnson refused help, and the road map covered the windscreen and blocked the driver’s view of the road.
“He’s like a spoiled child with a toy,” confirmed Brexit hard man and best buddie, Steve Wanker.
“You should see him attempt to fold the road map, crease by crease, it’s hilarious. He should be playing a comedy club if you mamby-pamby liberal cowards weren’t so afraid of death.”
His partner confirmed last night he went on hunger strike, refusing to eat his supper until he had completed the task.
“Poor Boris is so determined to fold the road map into itself he refused help from anyone.” She continued, “he has always suffered with fundamental shapes and folding paper. He’s incapable of making a paper plane for the kids, folding maps has always been a weakness, but it runs in the family. His uncle opened an origami shop but it folded.”
Currently, the Prime Minister is tired, jaded but determined to see this through: “You’ve got to hand it to him,” said Wanker. “He’ll get us through this tense situation. His focus and determination to go it alone and fold the road map is what makes Britain great. Oh, he’s got it! Excellent!! No. Sorry still not correctly folded.”
