PRITI PATEL TO QUIT POLITICS AND JOIN CIRCUS AS A C*NT
Home Secretary, Priti Patel, took to Radio 4’s Today programme to announce
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Boris Johnson Still Trying to Correctly Fold Road Map Back Into Itself
Prime Minister Boris Johnson continues to valiantly struggle to correctly fold his
Trump sacks Giuliani, replaces him with Kim Kardashian
Outgoing US President Donald Trump has made drastic changes to his legal
LUMBERJACK TOLD TO WORK FROM HOME DESTROYS HIS GARDEN
A 49-year-old lumberjack who works for his local forestry commission cut down
PRIMARK TO GIVE IN-STORE COVID VACCINES AS THAT’S WHERE MOST BRITS HANG OUT
Clothing store giant Primark has been given the go-ahead to vaccinate three
80,000 Trump supporters were shot at after descending upon Trump Turnberry on the Ayrshire coast this morning
The hordes had tanks and water cannon turned on them when they
Donald Trump denies inciting a ‘dirty protest’ and says he only told supporters to ‘shit on the White House floor’
Outgoing US President Donald Trump has moved to quash suggestions that he
Bill Gates says conspiracy theorists ‘secretly rule the world’
American business magnate and philanthropist Bill Gates has suggested that the world
Boris Johnson’s press spokeswoman sacked because she blushes while telling lies
Boris Johnson has sacked his recently-appointed press secretary Allegra Stratton after it
Furloughed estate agent excited to share his lockdown poetry on return to work
GLASGOW — With the winding down of the government furlough scheme, a