Outgoing US President Donald Trump has made drastic changes to his legal team.
Veteran attorney and hair dye failure Rudy Giuliani has been sacked to be replaced by reality TV empress and trainee lawyer Kim Kardashian.
The move comes as Mr Trump steps up his controversial battle against the outcome of last year’s presidential election.
“Everyone knows Sleepy Joe Biden rigged that vote and I’m the real winner,” proclaimed a clearly exasperated Mr Trump
“But Giuliani is such an idiot each time we get into court to prove our case he keeps failing, and that makes me look bad.
“If it carries on like this people are going to start thinking my accusation about the election being fixed is nonsense and I’m just a bad loser.
“So I’ve decided to sack the guy who’s a big ass and replace him with the woman who has a big ass.”
Mr Giuliani was philosophical about the decision to dismiss him and revealed he already had some exciting alternative projects in the pipeline.
“I’ve been offered a major role in the next Borat movie and there’s a lucrative advertising contract being lined up for me with a certain garden centre,” he said.